SMS Submitted By rais,
On 11/9/2008 4:52:00 PM |
Wife: Suno g doctor ne mujhe aik
maheenay k araam k liye beautiful
foreign country janay ko kaha hai.
Hum kahan jayen gay?
Husband: doosray doctor k passs..
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SMS Submitted By Muhammad Kaisar,
On 11/8/2008 2:17:00 PM |
Always listen to your wife.
She gives Sound Advice:
99% Sound and 1% Advice.
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SMS Submitted By Rehan Elahi,
On 11/5/2008 9:18:00 PM |
What makes a happy man?
Daughter on the cover of Vogue. Son on the cover of Sports Illustrated. Mistress on the cover of Playboy. Wife on the cover of Missing People. |
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SMS Submitted By Ammar Hashmi,
On 11/5/2008 12:52:00 PM |
3 Possible Reasons When A Man Opens A Car Door For Wife
1) The Car Is New.
2) The Wife Is New
3) (Most Imp) She Is Not His Wife… |
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SMS Submitted By snow white,
On 11/5/2008 8:19:00 AM |
How woman calls their husband in first 6 years
Yr 1.Janu
Yr 2.O G.
Yr 3.Sunte ho?
Yr 1.O bunty k pappa
Yr 1.Kahan mar gaye?
Yr 1.Tum aate ho k main aaon? |
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SMS Submitted By Asad,
On 11/4/2008 9:57:00 PM |
1 Bivi Drivring Sikh Rahe Thi Apne Shoar Se Boli
Dekhye Shayad Ye Samne Ka Shesha Thek Nahe
Laga Howa . . .
Husband : Kyon Koi Gar Bar Hai?
Bivi : Is Mai Peche Ane Wali
Gariyan Dekh Pati Ho Apna Chehra
Mujhe Dikhai Hi Nahe Deita . .
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SMS Submitted By Adnan Younos,
On 11/3/2008 12:50:00 PM |
Thappar Maarnay par NaraZ Wife se Husband bola:
“Aadmi usi ko maarta hai jis se Pyaar krta hai.”
Wife ne Husband ko 2 thappar maaray aur
Boli “Aap kya samajhtay hain main Aapse Pyaar nahi kerti” |
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SMS Submitted By Salman KHan,
On 11/1/2008 12:07:00 PM |
Tofani barish mein rat ko,
shop per 1 admi pizza lenay aaya
SHOPKEEPER: Aap married hein?
Admi:Is tofani barish mein kia
meri maa mujhey pizza lenay bhejay gi?
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SMS Submitted By Salman KHan,
On 11/1/2008 12:07:00 PM |
Wife:
Jaanu kash aap SMS hotay, Main aap ko save karti,
Husband:
Jaan-e-man, kaash tum ring tone hoti, Main her haftay tumhe change karta
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SMS Submitted By Salman KHan,
On 11/1/2008 12:07:00 PM |
How woman calls their husband in first 6 years
Yr 1.Janu
Yr 2.O G.
Yr 3.Sunte ho?
Yr 4.O bunty k pappa
Yr 5.Kahan mar gaye?
Yr 6.Tum aate ho k main aaon?
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SMS Submitted By Salman KHan,
On 11/1/2008 12:05:00 PM |
Ek admi aadi raat ko apni moti biwi se bola
k sisak sisak ke marna theek hai ya ek dum.
BIWI : Ek dum.
Aadmi : To apni dusri tang bhi mujh per rakh do.
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SMS Submitted By Salman KHan,
On 11/1/2008 12:05:00 PM |
Husband to a newly wed wife!
I could go to the end of the world for you
Wife:Thanks,but promise me
you will stay there for the rest of your life.
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SMS Submitted By Salman KHan,
On 11/1/2008 12:05:00 PM |
Man: Sir, my wife is missing.
Postmaster:bhai ye post office hai,
police station me complain dijiyee.
Man:Kia karon, khushi k mare
kuch samajh nahin aa raha
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SMS Submitted By Salman KHan,
On 11/1/2008 12:04:00 PM |
Husband wife mein larai hoi,
Husband ghar se chala gaya,
Husb:Rat ko phone pay,”Khanay mein kia hai”
Wife:Zeher.
Husb:Mai dair se aonga, tum kha kar so jana:D
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SMS Submitted By Salman KHan,
On 11/1/2008 12:03:00 PM |
Wife came home with a goat.
Husband asked”Is bhains ko ghar kion lai ho?”
Wife:”Dikhta nahin, bakri hy!”
Husband:”Bakri se hi poch raha hon”
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SMS Submitted By Salman KHan,
On 11/1/2008 12:03:00 PM |
Biwi(Ghusse Main):
Tumhare Dimagh Main To Sirf Gobar Hi Bhara Hai..!!
Husband (Pyar Se):
To Phr Itni Dyer Se Kha Q Rahi Ho??
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SMS Submitted By Salman KHan,
On 11/1/2008 12:03:00 PM |
Message of the year:-
Women live a better, longer & peaceful life..!!
Why? Very simple…
A woman does not have a wife..!!!
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SMS Submitted By Salman KHan,
On 11/1/2008 12:03:00 PM |
Wife:What is 10 years with me?
Husband:A second.
Wife:What is $1000 for me?
Husband:A coin.
Wife: Ok give me a coin.
Husband:Wait a second
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SMS Submitted By Salman KHan,
On 11/1/2008 12:02:00 PM |
1 admi doston ki mehfil se raat late ghar gaya
dosto ne pucha k wife ne kuch kaha to nahi
admi bola nahi kuch khas nahi bus ye
2 dant to mai wesay bhi niklwane wala tha
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SMS Submitted By Salman KHan,
On 11/1/2008 12:02:00 PM |
A recently fired stock trader said …
“This is worse than divorce…
I have lost everything and I still have my wife…”
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