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SMS Submitted By Muhammad Kaisar, On 11/8/2008 2:18:00 PM

A friend iz sweet whn it iz new...
it iz sweeter wen it iz true....
bt u know that.....
it iz the sweetest whn it is u..

SMS Submitted By ameerhamza, On 11/7/2008 3:29:00 PM

A few days after Christmas, a mother was working in the kitchen listening to her young son playing with his new electric train in the living room. She heard the train stop and her son said, All of you sons of bitches who want off, get the hell off now, cause this is the last stop! And all of you sons of bitches who are getting on, get your asses in the train, cause were going down the tracks.

The mother went nuts and told her son, We dont use that kind of language in this house. Now I want you to go to your room and you are to stay there for TWO HOURS. When you come out, you may play with your train, but I want you to use nice language.

Two hours later, the son comes out of the bedroom and resumes playing with his train. Soon the train stopped and the mother heard her son say, All passengers who are disembarking from the train, please remember to take all of your belongings with you. We thank you for riding with us today and hope your trip was a pleasant one. We hope you will ride with us again soon. She hears the little boy continue, For those of you just boarding, we ask you to stow all of your hand luggage under your seat. Remember, there is no smoking on the train. We hope you will have a pleasant and relaxing journey with us today.

As the mother began to smile, the child added, For those of you who are pissed off about the TWO HOUR delay, please see the bitch in the kitchen

SMS Submitted By XeeSHaN KhaN, On 11/6/2008 5:04:00 PM

SenDinG U 100,00,000 SMILES, TaKe 1 fOr nOw & KEEP THE ReMaiNinG 99,99,999 UnDeR Ur PiLLOw, PiCk Out 1 EverY mOrninG BcOz i WanT 2 See U SmiLinG aLwaYz

SMS Submitted By Rehan Elahi, On 11/5/2008 11:59:00 PM

Once a maths teacher asked a boy:
If U have 12 chocolates,
U give 4 to Huma,
5 to Sobia and 3 to Maham
What wil U have?
He replied: 3 new girlfriends.

SMS Submitted By Ahsan ali, On 11/5/2008 5:47:00 PM

smile
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s:sets u free
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makes u spacial
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increase ur face value
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lifts up ur spirits
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erases all ur tensions

SMS Submitted By shahzad ul haq, On 10/31/2008 11:43:00 AM

al da way al da best, may Allah gee bless yu al dat wat yu want, & whch iz best for yu“ remember me in yurz hear & prayerz kep smiling

SMS Submitted By shahzad ul haq, On 10/31/2008 11:43:00 AM

When u face problems in life, dont ask GOD to take them away.
Ask Him to show His purpose- Ask ways how to live a day
searching his purpose for you. GOD BLESS And
VERY BEST OF LUCK

SMS Submitted By ATTIEQ REHMAN, On 10/28/2008 11:38:00 AM

Shakespear said don’t worry!
because if u r worried u get a wrinkle,
So why don’t u smile & get a dimple.
Always smile and be happy

SMS Submitted By snow white, On 10/26/2008 5:04:00 PM

Still Smiling :)

Smile 2 Old Man Means Respect

Smile 2 A Child Means Innocence

Smile 2 Lover Means Love

Smiling In Front Of Computer Means Mental

Still Smiling!
(Confirmed)

SMS Submitted By sameer, On 10/23/2008 2:48:00 PM

Aik makhi doctor k pass bahut burri halat mien pahunchi
:::Doctor:::
Kya huwa!kya huwa!
\\\Makhi///
Haeyeee!!!!
Kya bataon....
,,,,,Shiekhan di chaah wich dig pai saan
Ohna CHoos choos k maar dita,,,,

SMS Submitted By Black-King, On 10/22/2008 1:32:00 PM

A gun can kill some1.fire can burn some1.wind can chill. anger can rage till it tearz u apart.but da power of ur smile can heal a frozen heart

SMS Submitted By saoodsaboor, On 10/21/2008 9:34:00 PM

Dosto Ne Dosti Me Rula Diya,

Kya Hua Jo Kisi Aur Ke Liye Hume Bhula Diya.

Hum To Waise Bhi Akele The,

Kya Hua Jo Tumne Ye Ehsaas Dila Diya.

SMS Submitted By inamkhan, On 10/18/2008 4:03:00 PM

u know about my smile?
it occurs on ur lips,
reflects in ur eyes
&
ends with a glow on ur face.
actually it exists only when u r happy

SMS Submitted By fasiha aboumohammed, On 10/14/2008 1:03:00 AM

do u know what is different between ur smile n my smile,






U SMILE WHEN U R HAPPY,






AND I SMILE WHEN I SEE U HAPPY.

SMS Submitted By A Guest, On 10/12/2008 8:15:00 PM

Najoomi larkay ka hath deakh kr bola beta tum bhouth parhoge Larka Salay parh to main 5 saal se raha hoo yea btaa k paas kab honga...?

SMS Submitted By Air , On 10/11/2008 10:30:00 AM

Smile is a language of Love.
Smile is a way to get success,
Smile is to win the hearts.
Smile improves ur personality.
So, keep smiling

SMS Submitted By Air , On 10/11/2008 10:30:00 AM

Smile in ease,
Smile in pain,
Smile when trouble,
pour like rain,
smile when someone hurt ur feelings,
smiles you know are very hailing…