SMS Submitted By Sara,
On 11/9/2008 7:23:00 PM |
Sardar sent SMS to his BOSS:
“Me sick, no work”
Boss SMS back:
“When I am sick I kiss my wife try it”
2 hours later sardar sms 2 boss:
“Me ok, ur wife very sweet” |
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SMS Submitted By Saiyed Hasan Ali,
On 11/9/2008 9:28:00 AM |
A sardar was given a job to take out the dead bodies from a graveyard after a jet crash in.
He dug out 500 bodies and kept digging. |
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SMS Submitted By abdul basit,
On 11/7/2008 6:44:00 PM |
One sardarji professor asked a plumber to come to his college.
You know why?
Because he wanted to check where the question paper is leaking |
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SMS Submitted By abdul basit,
On 11/7/2008 3:10:00 PM |
Sardarji standing below a tube light with a open mouth.
Why?
Because his doctor advised him:
Todays dinner should be light ! |
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SMS Submitted By abdul basit,
On 11/7/2008 3:09:00 PM |
A Sardar went to a bank to open a S.B. A/C.
After seeing the Form he had gone to Delhi for filling it up.
You know why?
Form said:Fill Up In Capital.. |
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SMS Submitted By Mr. Blawal,
On 11/7/2008 12:31:00 AM |
aik sardar ko os ke dost ka phone ata hai
dost: Sardar je apki biwi kisi se bat kar rhi hai.
Sardar: accha ghar bhag jata hai.
phir wapis aa kar phone karta hai aur kehta hai woh to mera dost hai. |
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SMS Submitted By ali,
On 11/6/2008 8:44:00 AM |
Sardar: Yaar Uth ZALzala Aa Raha Hai, Saara Ghar Hil Raha Hai.
Pathan : O Yara So ja Ghar Giry ga To Makaan Maalik Ka, Hum To Kirayedar Hain..
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SMS Submitted By snow white,
On 11/5/2008 8:25:00 AM |
Sardar ki wife inspecter se!
Mera husband ek hafte pehle aalo
lene gaya tha abhi tak wapis nahi aaya:-(
Inspector bhi sardar tha bola:-
to behan kuch or paka lo:-)
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SMS Submitted By Asad,
On 11/4/2008 9:44:00 PM |
Sardarni To Sardar:Public Ny Apko Kyu Mara?
Sardar:Darling..
Jeweller Ki Dukan The,
Meiny Sales Girl Ko Itna Pucha: Aj Tmhary
Soney Ka Rate Kya Hai?? |
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SMS Submitted By susan,
On 11/2/2008 7:21:00 PM |
2 Sardars looking at Egyptian mummy.
Sardar1:Look so many bandages, pakka truck accident case. Sardar2: Aaho, truck nambar bhi likha hai. BC-1760!! |
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SMS Submitted By susan,
On 11/2/2008 7:20:00 PM |
Sardar in a library bangs a book on the table, saying
Wht is this book, all names of characters and no story at all
Librarian: so u r the one who took the telephone directory!!! |
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SMS Submitted By zaviar,
On 11/2/2008 9:19:00 AM |
BRITISH:U know swimming?
Sardar:no
British:dog is better than u, it swims.
Sardar: u know swimming?
British:yes
Sardar:whats the difference between u and dog?
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SMS Submitted By Muhamamd Osama,
On 11/1/2008 7:24:00 PM |
sardar ji tree par charrahy thay
monkey nay pocha : yahan kuin ay ho
sardar : ji apple khany
monkey : magr ye tou mango tree hay
sardar : ji apple sath laya hon . |
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SMS Submitted By Salman KHan,
On 11/1/2008 12:08:00 PM |
Sardar ki wife inspecter se!
Mera husband ek hafte pehle aalo
lene gaya tha abhi tak wapis nahi aaya:-(
Inspector bhi sardar tha bola:-
to behan kuch or paka lo:-)
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SMS Submitted By Farhan,
On 11/1/2008 10:53:00 AM |
Hitler says,There is no word like IMPOSSIBLE in my dictionary
Sardar says: Ab bolne se kiya fayidah?
Jub kharidi thi tab hi check karna tha na |
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SMS Submitted By Farhan,
On 11/1/2008 10:52:00 AM |
2009 ka sabse zalil sms:
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Girl: Jaanu tum mujhe subah se lekar sham tak or sham se leke subah tak pyar karna...
Sardar: Fir main Potty kab karunga??? |
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SMS Submitted By Farhan,
On 11/1/2008 10:50:00 AM |
Sardar to air hostess: Plz mujey eik plastic bag chaye, mujey vomit aa rahi hia.
Air hostes us ko bag de deti hia.
Thori dair baad jab wapis aati hia to sarey pessenger vomits ker rahey they.
To Sardar ne bataya ke mien ne vomit ki to sab ko bura lag raha tha?
Is liey mien wapis pee li... oooops |
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SMS Submitted By Farhan,
On 11/1/2008 10:48:00 AM |
2 Sardar jungle main, samne sher(lion) agya,
1 ne miiti othai sher ki ankh main dal k bhagne laga,
2nd khara raha,
ist: Abey bhag,
2nd: Main q bhagun mitti tu ny dali hai. |
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SMS Submitted By Farhan,
On 11/1/2008 10:48:00 AM |
Once there was a mirror that used to kill liars...
French: I think I dont smoke...killed.
American: I think i love Iraq.. killed.
Sardar: I think..........Killed. |
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SMS Submitted By Farhan,
On 11/1/2008 10:46:00 AM |
Ek kabuter ne Sardar per beet kar di:
Sardar: Oye teri maa nu tujhe chaddi pehenna nahi sikaya?
Kabuter: Salay tu chaddi pehen ker karta ha kia? |
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