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SMS Submitted By saqib iqbal, On 11/2/2008 10:02:00 AM

Santa: Mene Kal SANIA MIRZA Se Phone Pe Baat Ki.
Banta: Thats Great Yaar..

Usne Kya Kahaa..??

Santa: Usne Kaha WRONG NUMBER

SMS Submitted By snow white, On 10/31/2008 4:28:00 PM

Santa: Yaar tujhe bus mein thapad kyun pada? Banta: Pata nahin yaar, meri photo neeche gir gayee thi, maine kaha behen ji zara saadi upar karna photo leni hai.

SMS Submitted By muhammad khalid, On 10/30/2008 11:43:00 PM

Banta sits down at the bar, orders a drink and holds his head in his hands. When the bartender comes back, Banta is swearing softly under his breath and shaking his head. Hey Banta, whats happening? asks the bartender. Im in DEEP SHIT, Banta replies. I just got caught screwing my neighbour. Oh wow! says the barman, Who caught you? Your wife or her husband? No, said Banta, HIS wife!

SMS Submitted By Ghouri, On 10/30/2008 12:01:00 PM

Santa: I kiss my wife everyday before leaving for office, what about u?
Banta: Me too, after u leave.

SMS Submitted By Ghouri, On 10/30/2008 12:01:00 PM

A lady asked Santa: LIPTON di chah hai?
Santa replied: Mainu ta nahi hai ji, tainu hai ta lipat ja

SMS Submitted By Ghouri, On 10/30/2008 12:00:00 PM

Santa: My dad was an extremely brave man. He once entered a lions cage.
Banta: He probably got a lot of applause ven he got out.
Santa: I didnt say he got out.

SMS Submitted By Ghouri, On 10/30/2008 12:00:00 PM

Banta ek Sadhu se bola: Baba, meri biwi bahut pareshan karti hai, koi upay batao.
Sadhu: Beta, upaay hota to main sadhu kyun banta?

SMS Submitted By Ghouri, On 10/30/2008 11:59:00 AM

Santa: When I woke up this morning, I felt like going out and getting a job.
Banta: Did you?
Santa: No. I stayed in bed until the feeling passed.

SMS Submitted By khurram Nk, On 10/28/2008 3:02:00 PM

Santa Suffering From Constipation,

Sitting On ToiLet Seat:
Oooonh, Oooooooooonh, Ooooh..

Nee Aja Kambakhat Mein
Tenu Kha Te nai Jawanga..

SMS Submitted By khurram Nk, On 10/28/2008 2:57:00 PM

Santa and Banta in a football stadium..
Santa : Paaji, yeh log ball se kya kar rahe hain?
Banta : goal kar rahe hain!!!
Santa :lekin paaji ball toh pehle se gol hain , aur kitni gol Karenge?

SMS Submitted By khurram Nk, On 10/28/2008 2:53:00 PM

Santa asks Banta: Tujhe larki phasani aati hai?
Banta: Nahi..!
Santa: Nahi aati tu seekh le..
Pehle ek kaagaz ka jahaaz bana..
Phir usse class mein ura..
Mam k puchne par.. larki ka naam lagade..
BAS PHAS GAI LARKI . . . ;->

SMS Submitted By khurram Nk, On 10/28/2008 2:46:00 PM

Banta : Truck dekhkar tum kaampte kyon ho?
Santa : Ek truck driver meri biwi lekar bhaag gaya tha, har baar lagta hai jaise usko vapas karne aya hai.

SMS Submitted By khurram Nk, On 10/28/2008 2:44:00 PM

Santa: Yar Tumne School Ana Kyu Chhod Diya#

Banta: Yar Actually Mere Dad Keh Rahe The Ke 1 Jagah Bar Bar Jane Se Izzat Kam Ho Jati Hai

SMS Submitted By khurram Nk, On 10/28/2008 2:41:00 PM

Santa Was Kissing A Blank Paper. Banta: Ye Kya Hai# Santa: Mri Girlfriend Ka Louv Letter Hai Banta: Magar Ye Toh Khali Hai Santa: Aaj-kal Hum baat nahin karte

SMS Submitted By khurram Nk, On 10/28/2008 2:40:00 PM

Santa samose K andar ka masala kha raha tha banta:Yeh kya hai# Santa:Boleto bhai doctor ne mujhe bahar ka khana mana kiya hai ;-> I

SMS Submitted By khurram Nk, On 10/27/2008 2:14:00 PM

Raat ko ek ladki ne Santa ki car ko rukne ka ishara kia
: Oh, Im Sorry! Main samjhi taxi hai.
Santa: Main bhi yehi samjha tha

SMS Submitted By khurram Nk, On 10/27/2008 1:31:00 PM

Santa: Yaar tujhe bus mein thapad kyun pada?
Banta: Pata nahin yaar, meri photo neeche gir gayee thi, maine kaha behen ji zara saadi upar karna photo leni hai

SMS Submitted By ALI SIDDIQUE , On 10/25/2008 2:38:00 PM

One day Santas Girlfriend asks him, Darling, om our Engagement will you give me a RING?Santa:Ya sure, Give me ur Telephone No.

SMS Submitted By Air , On 10/25/2008 9:45:00 AM

Santa: When I woke up this morning, I felt like going out and getting a job.
Banta: Did you?
Santa: No. I stayed in bed until the feeling passed.

SMS Submitted By Air , On 10/25/2008 9:45:00 AM

Jeeto: U tell a man something, it goes in one ear & comes out of the other.
Santa: U tell a woman something, it goes in both ears & comes out of the mouth.