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SMS Submitted By Numan Ali, On 11/9/2008 7:16:00 PM

What鈥檚 an average 6 inch long
Inside a guy鈥檚 pants and girls love to blow it up?
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A:1000- rupee currency note.!
Always think positive




SMS Submitted By dead, On 10/31/2008 6:01:00 PM

I want to go back to the time:when getting high meant on a swing..
when drinking meant apple juice..
when protection meant wearing a helmet..
when mum was home and dads shoulders were the highest place on earth..
your worst enemies were your siblings..
when the drug you only knew was the cough medicine..
the only thing that could hurt were skind knees..
the only things broken were your toys..
when we could wear whatever..
when goodbyes only meant till tomorrow!




SMS Submitted By Mj Mars, On 10/18/2008 4:03:00 PM

How come night falls but day breaks?




SMS Submitted By Mj Mars, On 10/18/2008 4:00:00 PM

Do they have a coffee break at the tea factory ?




SMS Submitted By Mj Mars, On 10/18/2008 3:59:00 PM

Does a liar lie when he says he is telling a lie ?