SMS Submitted By ali,
On 11/6/2008 9:15:00 AM |
Aaj Se 15 Saal Pehle Sirf Ameer Log Hi Candle Light Diner Karte That .....
Magar Aj Har Koi Candel Light Diner Karrta Hai ( Due To Loud Shading )
JEO ZARDARI |
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SMS Submitted By ali,
On 11/6/2008 8:46:00 AM |
Bush on visiting school : kids do u have any question. Boy : my name is JOhN and have 3 question
1. Why did u attack iraq
2. Wheres ladin
3. Why u help pak.
Bush: briliant questions JohN
Meanwhile recess bell rang. After recess PETER stood up and says sir, i have 5 questions.
1. Why u attack iraq
2. Wheres ladin
3. Why u help pak
4. Why recess bell rang 20 mins before usual time and at last....
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5. Wheres JOhN
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SMS Submitted By Faisal Yaqoob,
On 11/4/2008 10:05:00 PM |
Zardari ka Farman,
Subse pehlay sadar-e-Pakistan,
Mulk ko bana do Qabristan,
Khatam karo musalman,
Dollar hai apna Eman,
Or Obama hai Abba jaan, |
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SMS Submitted By ZOHAIB SHOUKAT ALI,
On 11/1/2008 10:20:00 AM |
We have plenty of Confidence in this country,
but we are a little short of good men
to place our Confidence in. -Will
Rogers |
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SMS Submitted By ZOHAIB SHOUKAT ALI,
On 11/1/2008 10:15:00 AM |
1 Zardari ko dekha to aisa laga
Jese khana kharab,
Jese total azaab,
Jesey Aadi faqeer,
Jesay murda zameer,
Jese Naasoor ho koii sartaa howaa,
Ek zardari ko dekha to aisa laga,
Jese bijli ka taar
Jese khanjar ki dhaar,
Jesey dozakh ki aag,
Jesey zehrila naag,
Jese garmi ki dhoop
Jese shetan ka roop
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SMS Submitted By A Guest,
On 10/30/2008 8:54:00 PM |
pakistan ka qomi phal: sabr ka phal
qaumi libas: kala coat
qaumi khel: muzakarat
qaumi duaa: ya Khuda light aa jaye |
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SMS Submitted By Aziz Ahmad,
On 10/30/2008 9:46:00 AM |
Bush : meri sister da munda huya ay
Mushraf : mubarak howy
Bush : pur afsos di gul ay
Musharuf : kyon?
Bush : baap da pata nahi
Musharaf : koi gul nahi USAMA tay pa deo
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SMS Submitted By dj2oon,
On 10/28/2008 3:25:00 PM |
Pakistan Post Office Ne ALTAF HUSSAIN Ki Tasveer Wali
Stamp Jaari Kar Di He!
Awam Parechan Hen K Thook Kis Taraf Lagaee Jaye!! |
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SMS Submitted By dj2oon,
On 10/28/2008 2:53:00 PM |
Kisi Ko ISHQ Maar Deta Hai,
Kisi Ko PYAR Maar Deta Hai,
Kisi Ko JUDAI Maar Deti Hai,
Jo Iss Say Bach Jaye Usay..
PAKISTAN Ki LOAD-SHEDING
Aur MEHENGAI Maar Deti Hai. |
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SMS Submitted By Ali,
On 10/27/2008 9:51:00 PM |
President,
shetaani
Army CHIEF Kiani
PRIME MINISTER Gillani
SPEAKER Zanani
Wah Re Wah PAKISTANI...
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SMS Submitted By Orangzaib,
On 10/27/2008 6:46:00 PM |
eS bijli ne kiya awaaM ka dabba goal hai,
heSco kehti hai galti hamari nae GOVT ne diya shedol hai.
Har Bura lafz istemaal kiYa khelaaf hescO k,
wapda bole qasorwar zardari hai lesko keh.
loadsheding laga rakhe hai pakrena un bejli choron ko,
awaam ko bhe chaeye badlena en leadro k touro ko.
zardari kehta hai our doobaonga pore Mulk ko AndhErE mai,
himat nae ksi mai jo bulao mujhe katghaRe mai.
27dec ko ujar de bhutto ki laaj,
ab karega sirf zardari raaj. |
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SMS Submitted By ARSHAD 3,
On 10/26/2008 8:51:00 PM |
Musharaf Reema ka haath pakar kar bola:
“Aao kamray mein chalain”
Reema; “Ki faida, wardi tey tu lani nai”
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SMS Submitted By Air ,
On 10/25/2008 11:38:00 PM |
President,
shetaani
Army CHIEF Kiani
PRIME MINISTER Gillani
SPEAKER Zanani
Wah Re Wah PAKISTANI...
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SMS Submitted By Zubair Jahangir,
On 10/24/2008 5:36:00 PM |
Miyan Biwi ko milwa dena bohat sawab ka kaam ha
Ap bhi dil se dua karen ka
Allah Tala
Jaldi az jald Asif Zadari ko benazir se mila de
(Ameen) |
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SMS Submitted By Zubair Jahangir,
On 10/24/2008 5:34:00 PM |
Musharaf gya Zadari aaya.
Khote nal Khota wtaya.
Ik chor gaya doja daku aaya.
a wy Pakistan da srmaya
menu ay dassu asi ki kmaya?
Bs Khote nal Khota wataya!!! |
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SMS Submitted By Zubair Jahangir,
On 10/24/2008 5:21:00 PM |
Aj kal logon ka kandho pebaithe farishtay sakht pareshan hain.
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Kyun?
Koi b amal likhte waqt wo ek dusry sy puchty hay
Nawa Time Likhan K Purana? |
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SMS Submitted By Zubair Jahangir,
On 10/24/2008 5:19:00 PM |
Pakistani2American:
Tum Choron k sath kasa sulook kartay ho?
American: Hum unke sath bohot acha saluk kartay ha
Unke Khanay peena her cheez ka khayal rakhta hain
Pakistani:
Bus!!?
yeh to kuch bhi nahi tum abhi bhi hum sa pechay ho hum log to choroon ko PRESIDENT |
bana data haa |
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SMS Submitted By kashif sami,
On 10/22/2008 9:14:00 AM |
Unilever ki Taraf se ek or Zabardast offer,
Ab shampoo ki her bottle k sath,
Ek Aatay ka satche bilkul Free...... |
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SMS Submitted By saoodsaboor,
On 10/21/2008 7:44:00 PM |
Pakistan ek aisa mulk hay,
Jis k log har 2 ghante k baad khush hote hain,
Pata hay kub..???
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“Jub light aati hay.” |
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SMS Submitted By fazlidayan,
On 10/20/2008 10:27:00 PM |
I request all the Pakistani to pray for it, please convey this message to all good Pakistnies. God bless our country (Pakistan), all our people, the Muslim. Oh God! forgave us and help us in solving our problems and stabling our country. |
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