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SMS Submitted By Rehan Elahi, On 11/5/2008 11:13:00 PM

2 Khans IKHLAS n YASEEN died. Qiyamt day

Angel to IKHLAS: Ur name? He said ikhlas.

Angel:recite surah ikhlas. He did it quickly, n angel sent him to heaven. Angel to other khan

YASEEN who was very worried. ANGEL:what is ur name?

Pathan replied kocha nam tu Yaseen ha magar pyar se sub KAUSAR bulati hai.

SMS Submitted By Ameen Ullah, On 11/5/2008 7:52:00 PM

ek pathan sahab apna dost ka pass 2 gulab jaman lakar ata han.
dost kahta ha khan sahab ap methai b lai han or udas bhi q .
to khan sahab khata han ka yara hamara han 20 years ka bad bacha hoa ha ,
to dost kahta ha ka ya tu khusi ki bat ha apko to pora deba lana tha methai ka,
to khan sahab khata ha yara hama is bat ka apfos ha ka hmra 20 year ka bad bacha hoa wo bhi chota sa.

SMS Submitted By Mohammad Junaid, On 11/5/2008 7:42:00 PM

Pathan, Ne baraf(ice) kharida to baraf say dhuan nikal raha tha.
Pathan, shabsh beta sab ko thanda baraf or mujhay garam

SMS Submitted By tariq, On 11/3/2008 2:52:00 PM

Dhol dhamakay ki awaz sun kar Ali bahar nikla to dekha k kuch Pathan khushi se Bhangra daal rahay hain.

Ali: Khan g kia hua.

Pathan: Hamara bhai mar gia hy

Ali:To is me khushi ki kia baat hy

Pathan: Log kehtay hain k Pathano ka Dimagh nahi hota jab k hamara Bhai Dimagh k Cancer se mara hy!

SMS Submitted By sarir ahmad, On 11/2/2008 10:09:00 AM

25 saal se amara koon peeta aay..!
Doctor says to pathan: Appka aur aapki biwi ka blood group ek hi hai? Pathan: Hoga zaror hoga; 25 saal se amara koon peeta aay..!

SMS Submitted By sarir ahmad, On 11/2/2008 10:06:00 AM

higher studies
Pathan sitting on the top of the mountain and studying.. When a person askied what he was doing.. He replied.. Oye! higher studies yaar...

SMS Submitted By Ajmal, On 11/1/2008 10:18:00 PM

Pathan Bought A New Mobile.

Doston Ne Kaha Naya Mobile Lya Hay Mithai To Khilao..

Pathan Bazar Gya Aur Mobile Baich K Mithai Le Aya. .

SMS Submitted By Muhamamd Osama, On 11/1/2008 7:28:00 PM

Dunniya ka sab se chota or behtarin latifa...
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1 PATHAN WO B SCIENCE DAN!!!

SMS Submitted By Mahboob Afzal, On 11/1/2008 1:54:00 PM

Us shakhs se jab tuk koi baat nahin hoti,
Din nikalta nahi or raat nahin hoti,

Na khafa howa karay wo usay kehna,
Bina us k Mukammal meri zaat nahin hoti

SMS Submitted By ZOHAIB SHOUKAT ALI, On 11/1/2008 10:32:00 AM

pathan: me ne khat likha tha k meri shadi per ana.
tum q nahi aye.

2nd pathan: mujhe khat mila he nahi
1st pathan: me ne likha tha

k khat mily ya na mily tum zaror ana.:-)

SMS Submitted By muhammad awais memon, On 10/31/2008 9:53:00 PM

Pathan selling parashute

Pathan:Plane se kudo,,button dabao & zameen par safely land kar jao

Customer:agr parashute nahi khula to??

Pathan: Yara paisa wapas...!!!!

SMS Submitted By muhammad awais memon, On 10/31/2008 9:50:00 PM

Pathan cycle ka break hath mai lekar nach raha tha

sardar: ye kya kar rahe ho

Pathan:Oo yara dikhta nahi kia??
BREAK DANCE ;-)..!

@\/\/@!$

SMS Submitted By muhammad awais memon, On 10/31/2008 9:41:00 PM

PATHAN WAS RIDING ON A BICYCLE
AND HITS A GIRL

GIRL:GHANTI NAHI MARSAKTA KIA

PATHAN:PORA CYCLE TO MAR DIYA
AB GHANTI ALAG SE NIKAL KAR MARO KIA !! ??

SMS Submitted By salman, On 10/30/2008 3:07:00 PM

Jail main pathan sa kisse na pucha.

tum sa assi kia ghalti hui, k tum jail main ho?


Pathan: Main nay Bank loota aur










Paisay waheen Ginnay Baith Gya.

SMS Submitted By Salman, On 10/30/2008 10:42:00 AM

Ek Pathan ko invitation milha k os ko party mai Red Tie paihen ker ani hai jab who party mai aaya to dekha logo ny Tie k sath Paint shirt bhe paheni howee hai.

SMS Submitted By A Guest, On 10/29/2008 12:45:00 PM

EK PATHAN LARKI SEHUM SE SHAADI KARO TUMKO SAWAAB MILENGA.
LARKI WO KAISE:
PATHAN:HAMARA SHAADI HOGI,BACHA HOGA..,
BACHA KA NAAM SAWAAB KHAN RAKHGA

SMS Submitted By Aasim Chaudary, On 10/29/2008 12:19:00 PM

Pathan Pilot ka Head Phone Cheen Raha tha

Pilot: Ye Kia Kar rahay ho?jahaz uranay do

pathan:kiun Ticket Hum Kharedain Aur Ganay Tu Akaila Sunay

SMS Submitted By khan, On 10/29/2008 9:55:00 AM

pathan: kal mere abba kunwen me gir gaye,
Zor zor se chilane lage
Bachao...!
2nd: Ab kaise hein?
ist: Theek hi honge, kal se koi awaz to nahi aai!

SMS Submitted By Asad, On 10/29/2008 7:36:00 AM

PATHAN talking with SARDAR ji...

PATHAN:Hum ne aik aesa cheez banaya hay jis se diwaar ke doosri taraf bhi nazar aata hay...

SARDAR Ji:Ki banaya aey...

PATHAN:SORAKH

SMS Submitted By khurram Nk, On 10/28/2008 2:35:00 PM

Pathan ko khawb mein kisi ne NANGA kar dia, Sobha pathan ne apna HBL main bank account close karwa diya, Q# Q K HBL aap k sapnon ko haqiqat mein badal dega