SMS Submitted By Ali,
On 11/5/2008 3:47:00 PM |
CIRCUIT : Bhai, who apnay bachpan ka dost aarehla
aaj raat ko dinner pe. Mera Sara chain collection apnay
kamray mein chupa do na please.
MUNNABHAI : Kyun tera dost chor hai kya?
CIRCUIT : Nahin Bhai, who apnay chain pechan lega |
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SMS Submitted By Ali,
On 11/5/2008 3:46:00 PM |
kisi film ki kahani sunane
k liye msg to karega nahin.
Common sense ki baat hai k
tere ko GUD Night bolney ka hai!
Chal ludak le..
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SMS Submitted By Ali,
On 11/5/2008 3:45:00 PM |
鈥淐handa Mama so Gaye,
Student sarey jage.
Dekho pakdo yaron,
Ghadi ke kaante bhaage.
Ek pariksha khatam,to duji
shuru ho gayi MAAMU.
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SMS Submitted By Ali,
On 11/5/2008 3:37:00 PM |
Abhi bole to bhai ko tere SMS nahi aarele,
Bhai ka khopdi boht tight he,
Bol nikalu kya tera luky draw?
bole to do-char SMS chipka dal mamu |
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SMS Submitted By zain danish,
On 10/27/2008 9:31:00 PM |
Muna Bhai:circuit agar bina dantoon wala kuta Katay to kya karnay ka?
Circuit:simple bhai bina sui wala injection lagwanay ka.......... |
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SMS Submitted By dr.umair,
On 10/27/2008 10:45:00 AM |
Kya mamu apun ki yaad vaad nahi aa reli kyaa?
Kya apun hi tere ko aise jhakas msg bhejta rahenga kya?
Bole to tu bhi ek-do rapchik msg chipka dal! |
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SMS Submitted By Madeeha salahuddeen,
On 10/20/2008 3:18:00 PM |
Teacher :- Who is Mahatma Gandhi?
Student:- He is the one who helped
Munna Bhai to impress his girlfriend!
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SMS Submitted By Air ,
On 10/15/2008 9:38:00 PM |
PRINCIPAL :Agar koi ladka girls hostel mein gaya toh first time 100 Rs fine, 2nd time 200 Rs. Fine and 3rd time 500.
MUNNA BHAI :Boley to Monthly paas ka kya lega Mamu |
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SMS Submitted By Air ,
On 10/11/2008 11:18:00 AM |
Exams song by Munna bhai:
鈥淐handa Mama so Gaye,
Student sarey jage.
Dekho pakdo yaron,
Ghadi ke kaante bhaage.
Ek pariksha khatam,to duji
shuru ho gayi MAAMU. |
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SMS Submitted By Air ,
On 10/11/2008 11:17:00 AM |
Impact of Movies:
Teacher :- Who is Mahatma Gandhi?
Student:- He is the one who helped
Munna Bhai to impress his girlfriend! |
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SMS Submitted By Air ,
On 10/11/2008 11:17:00 AM |
Abhi bole to bhai ko tere SMS nahi aarele,
Bhai ka khopdi boht tight he,
Bol nikalu kya tera luky draw?
bole to do-char SMS chipka dal mamu. |
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SMS Submitted By Air ,
On 10/11/2008 11:16:00 AM |
Tera bhot memory aa rela tha,
Itna tem ho gela hai,
tere ko dekha bhi nai,
Akha life mei tere jesa 1 item mila apanko,
miss to karega |
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SMS Submitted By Air ,
On 10/11/2008 11:16:00 AM |
Ab itni night ko apun tere ko
kisi film ki kahani sunane
k liye msg to karega nahin.
Common sense ki baat hai k
tere ko GUD Night bolney ka hai!
Chal ludak le.. |
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SMS Submitted By Air ,
On 10/11/2008 11:15:00 AM |
MAMU : Oye, maar gayay yaar.
Meri biwi aur premika saath saath AA rehli hain.
MAMU KA DOST : Arrey, mein bhi yehi bolnewala tha. |
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