SMS Submitted By Rehan Elahi,
On 11/6/2008 9:49:00 PM |
Patient: What are the chances of my recovering doctor?
Doctor: One hundred percent....Medical records show that nine out of ten people die of the disease you have.
Yours is the tenth case I have treated....all others died. |
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SMS Submitted By Asad,
On 11/4/2008 9:56:00 PM |
1 Dafa 1 Chor Ne Apni Mangetar Ko Sonay Ka Set Dia.
Mangetar Ne Khush Ho K Pocha Is Set Ki Keemat Kia Hay?
Chour Ne Jawab Dia....
Teen Sal Qaid-E-Bamushaqat.
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SMS Submitted By sarir ahmad,
On 11/2/2008 10:10:00 AM |
Meri umbrella Kab wapis kro ge!
Jab barish hoti hai, Tum yaad aate ho. Jab kali ghata chaye, Tum yaad ate ho,Jab bheegte hain tum yaad aate ho, Bataoo Meri umbrella Kab wapis kro ge! |
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SMS Submitted By aammeerr,
On 10/31/2008 10:25:00 PM |
Jab Jab gheray Badal chaay ,
Teri yaad aai ,
Jab Jhoom k barsa Sawan Teri yaad aai ,
Ab raha nahi jata Chattri lota day bahi! |
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SMS Submitted By aammeerr,
On 10/31/2008 9:41:00 PM |
Aaj jab tere baalon ko haatho se sahlata hoon....
Lagta hai... kisi kaantedaar jhari ko haath laga raha hoon...
jee karta hai,
in baalon ko trim kar shampoo karoon..... nahin to phir apne haath hi dho daloon.... |
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SMS Submitted By muhammad khalid,
On 10/30/2008 12:56:00 AM |
A girl was yelling in the Church after the Chapel: Oh God! Please make Moscow the Capital of China!
The priest inquired: Why must you pray so, my child?
Girl: Thats what Ive written in my answer sheet in the examination! |
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SMS Submitted By saood khan,
On 10/26/2008 2:15:00 AM |
Husband aj weekand hai main relax karna chata hn isliay 3
tickets laya hn movie k
wife 3 q hum tu 2 hain husband ek tumara or baqi 2
tumaray amme abbu k. |
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SMS Submitted By saood khan,
On 10/26/2008 2:12:00 AM |
Tumhare Number Ko Kya Howa he?
Mene abi call ki to Operator Boli
Welcome 2Jungle ap jis Bander
ko call kar rahe hen wo Darakht
Pe Latka hua he plz try later!! |
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SMS Submitted By saoodsaboor,
On 10/21/2008 8:00:00 PM |
Hassi ko inbox
Ansu ko outbox
Ghussay ko hold
Muskan ko sent
Help ko ok
Dil ko karo vibrate
phir dekho zindagi ki ringtone kitni pyari hai |
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SMS Submitted By saoodsaboor,
On 10/21/2008 7:51:00 PM |
Aap mujhe itne pasand ho jitna….
ullo ko raat,;-(
Dentist ko daant,:-D
gadhe ko laat,:-p
gharib ko gaddi,B-)
kuttay ko haddi aur
Nange ko chaddi.Ha ha |
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SMS Submitted By saoodsaboor,
On 10/21/2008 7:36:00 PM |
Read each word Reversely:
A’
suomaF
rotcoD
dloT
eM
tahT
ylnO
latneM
stneitaP
evaH
ehT
tnelaT
oT
daeR
$M$
revenehW
stI
nettirW
‘…ylesreveR |
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SMS Submitted By saoodsaboor,
On 10/21/2008 7:35:00 PM |
Mer Dil Tor Ker
Pohanchai Tum Ne Mere Dil Ko Thais
Mer Dil Tor Ker
Pohanchai Tum Ne Mere Dil Ko Thais
Tan θ = Perpendicular Upon Base … ;->
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SMS Submitted By saoodsaboor,
On 10/21/2008 7:34:00 PM |
Main Tumhare Ghar K
Bahar Kaafi Der Se
Khara Hoon
Shayad Bell Kharaab Hy
Darwaza Kholo
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Aisa Bol Ker Kisi Ko
Tung Nahi Krna
Chahiye …:p |
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SMS Submitted By Muhammad Amir,
On 10/19/2008 11:16:00 AM |
U & me went to a wishing well.
I bent down threw a coin & made a wish.
U bent down a little more n fell into well. I shouted
Aaila..
IT WORKS
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SMS Submitted By inamkhan,
On 10/15/2008 1:59:00 PM |
School- a place where papa pays & son plays
life insurance- a contract tht keeps you poor all ur
life so tht you can die rich
nurse- a person wakes up to give you sleeping pills
marriage- a contract in which a boy loses his
bachelors degree & girl gets her masters degree
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SMS Submitted By Saqib Hayat,
On 10/15/2008 11:03:00 AM |
Dog is truly a mans best friend.
If you dont believe it, just try this experiment: Lock your dog and your girlfriend in the boot of the car for an hour.
When you open the boot, which one is really happy to see you? |
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