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SMS Submitted By Noman Memon, On 10/30/2008 7:53:00 PM

famous writer said
Love is like a long sweet dream
and
Marriage is an alarm clock.
so enjoy sweet dreams till your alarm wakes u up.
Happy Unmarried life

SMS Submitted By Ali, On 10/15/2008 12:40:00 PM

Love is one long sweet dream, and marriage is the alarm clock.

SMS Submitted By Ali, On 10/15/2008 12:39:00 PM

Marriage is not a word. Its a sentence....(a life sentence!).

SMS Submitted By Hasan Jafary, On 10/13/2008 10:22:00 PM

Boys Room before Mariage. Prfume Luv Leter Gift Frindship Bands Cards Snaps. After Mariage: Pain killers, Multi Vitamins & Loan Papers, Unpaid Bills Medical reports, Empty wallets...

SMS Submitted By naseer, On 10/12/2008 2:37:00 PM

1 sharif aadmi shadi k bad apni BV sy bola! Aaj sy tm meri rahat ho, farhat ho, musarat ho.

BV boli: Mery liye b aaj sy aap he naveed ho, irfan ho, zubair ho

SMS Submitted By crazy guy, On 10/12/2008 2:23:00 AM

Doctor, cut off my dogs tail.
Vet: Why do u want to do that?
Coz my mom-in-law is visiting us & I dont want anything to make her think shes welcomed.

SMS Submitted By Air , On 10/11/2008 10:40:00 AM

A little kid asks his Dad,
“Daddy, how much does
it cost to get married?”

“No idea,” replied the Father,
“I’m still paying for it…”

SMS Submitted By Air , On 10/11/2008 10:39:00 AM

Why do we all marry?
Because romance is not
the only element of life.
We should also know horror,
terror, suspense, irony,
stupidity & tragedy of LIFE.