SMS Submitted By Mr. Blawal,
On 11/9/2008 6:29:00 PM |
majnu ko laila ka sms naheen aaya, majnu ne 3 din se khana naheen khaya majnu marne wala tha laila ke piyar main aur laila bethee thi sms free honeke intizaar main. |
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SMS Submitted By A Guest,
On 11/9/2008 6:23:00 PM |
If I had a camera
I ll snap every your movement
Every smile
Every actions
And keep in my
House to scare all ghosts |
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SMS Submitted By Ali,
On 11/5/2008 5:10:00 PM |
Apki shan ma ARZ kia hai
Jungle ma mangle teray he dam se,
sub nay yeh shore machaya hai,
wah re monkey teri kismat Auj tujhay eik insan ka SMS aya hai |
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SMS Submitted By Ali,
On 11/5/2008 5:08:00 PM |
Message na karke dil tod diya mera,
Ab mobile dafna dena,
Kafan na mile to apna rumal udha dena,
Koi pooche ki rog kya tha To nazare jhuka ke apni Kanjoosi bata dena....
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SMS Submitted By sher khan,
On 11/5/2008 11:36:00 AM |
Dream makes everything possible,
Hope makes everything work,
Luv makes everything beautiful,
Smile makes all the above...
So always
Brush ur Teeth
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SMS Submitted By sher khan,
On 11/5/2008 11:26:00 AM |
u r70% beautiful
u r 75%naughty
u r85%sweet
u r 90%cute
u r 100%lovely
total
70
+
75
+
85
+
90
+
100
=
u
r
now
420 |
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SMS Submitted By sher khan,
On 11/5/2008 11:24:00 AM |
GALILIO:
great mind
EINSTEIN:
genious mind
NEWTON:
extraoridinary mind
BILL GATES
brilliant mind
ME:
master mind
YOU:
oh!
never mind |
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SMS Submitted By Rashid ul Khairy,
On 11/5/2008 9:45:00 AM |
Agar manzil ko pana hai
to hosla sath rakhna,
Agar pyar ko pana hay
to aetbar sath rakhna,
Agar hamesha muskurana hay
to DAANT saaf rakhna
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SMS Submitted By Maaz Ahmed,
On 11/4/2008 12:56:00 PM |
What Is 143?
I Miss You
No
I Hate You
No
I Miss You
No
I Love You
No
143 Means:
One Hundred & Fourty Three.
Maths May Dheyan Do
Romance May Nahi!;-) |
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SMS Submitted By Maaz Ahmed,
On 11/4/2008 12:51:00 PM |
(.)
_/|:|\_
[<<]
Main Subha Say Yahan Betha Kisi
Bus Ya Train Ka Nahi
Balkay Aap K SMS Ka Intezar Kar Raha Hoon Ab Kar Bhi Do Kanjoos! |
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SMS Submitted By M. Mohsin Mughal,
On 11/3/2008 4:17:00 PM |
dost apki girl friend ka phone aya tha keh rahi thi
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Main pathar se na mare dewane ko
bobm ka zamana hai urra do salay ko |
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SMS Submitted By Adnan Younos,
On 11/3/2008 12:52:00 PM |
police ko 1 body mile hai
.kaly dant hin
.ghonsly jaisai bal hain
.dimagh nahi hai
.shakal paglon wali hai
mujhey fikar ho rahi hai zara miscall to do |
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SMS Submitted By FAISAL,
On 11/3/2008 12:53:00 AM |
ku kata ka ka ku
ku ke ki ki ka ga
ga gi gu kaka ki
ki ki ka
Congratulations!
U have successfully learnt the monkeys language.
Come to Collect ur banana |
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SMS Submitted By Mahboob Afzal,
On 11/2/2008 5:38:00 PM |
Banany wale ne ek DOST mere lia banaya hy,
Jise aap k roop mein mainey paaya hay,
Jo mere dil main aise samaya hy,
Jaise purani haveli main “BHOOT” ka saaya hay
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SMS Submitted By Mahboob Afzal,
On 11/2/2008 5:38:00 PM |
Haqiqat samjho ya afsana,
Apna samjho ya baigana,
Hamara aapka rishta he purana,
Is liye farz tha aap ko batana,
kay garmiyan aa gayi hain,
Ab shuru ker do roz nahana!
jao nahao (,?. *,?.)
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SMS Submitted By Asad,
On 11/2/2008 12:06:00 PM |
what happend 2 ur mobile? i was trying 2 call u but i got this msg: welcome 2 D jungle network,D monkey u r tring 2 call is on tree plz try later. |
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SMS Submitted By zaviar,
On 11/2/2008 9:22:00 AM |
Chand pe kali ghata chhati to hogi,
Sitaron ko muskarahat aati to hogi,
Tum laakh chhupao dunia se magar,
Akele mein tumhen apni shakal pe hansi aati to hogi.
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SMS Submitted By Ajmal,
On 11/1/2008 10:23:00 PM |
One Of D
Intellignt
Monkey
Missing
In
Zoo.!
Its Name Is..
Is..
Is..
Is..
Is..
Is..
Is..
Is!
Dont Worry
It Is Not U,
Bcoz
It Is Intelligent |
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SMS Submitted By Ajmal,
On 11/1/2008 10:23:00 PM |
new MMS Recieved
Name:Video Clip
Time:2 Min 35 Sec
Starting Now
Loading. . .
Loading. . . .
Mobile Ki Auqaat Dekhi Hai?
Video Dekhen Ge. |
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SMS Submitted By Ajmal,
On 11/1/2008 10:23:00 PM |
After 7 Days!
After 159 Hrs!
After 16890 Mins
After 1015200seconds!
Sub Log.....
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Jo Bhi Karen, Ap Ko Kya Taklef Hai?
Aap Apna Kam Karein:-)
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