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SMS Submitted By rais, On 11/9/2008 4:53:00 PM

Wife:kal rat tum mujhey neend
mein galian kion de rahey thai?
Husband: tumhey ghalat fehmi hoi hai..
Wife: kesi ghalat fehmi?
Husband: yehi k mein neeend mein tha

SMS Submitted By Ammar Hashmi, On 11/5/2008 12:51:00 PM

Dosti karo college wali se,
pyar karo office wali se
program karo pados wali se
ankh ladao Sali se
love karo dilwali se aur
maar khao ghar walli se.

SMS Submitted By aftab arif rawalakot, On 11/4/2008 5:23:00 PM

Husbnd:mai tang a gya hu Tm hmesha mera ghar,meri car MERA MERA hi krti rhti ho.kbi HAMARA b kaha karo. Ab almari me kiya dhond rahi ho? Wife: hamara dupatta

SMS Submitted By Salman KHan, On 11/4/2008 11:23:00 AM

The average man’s life consists of: Twenty years of having his mother ask him where he is going, Forty years of having his wife ask the same question; and at the end, the mourners wondering too.

SMS Submitted By susan, On 11/2/2008 7:20:00 PM

Sardar on phone Doctor my wife is pergnant.She is having pain right now.
Doctor: Is this her first child?
Sardar: No this is her husband speaking............

SMS Submitted By Salman KHan, On 11/1/2008 12:10:00 PM

Husband apni wife ka janaza le ker ja raha tha.
Jana k aag 1 kutta or pche aadmiyon ki lambi line thi,
Ek aadmi aakar pochta he,”Bhai yeh sab howa kaise?”
Husband: Is kutte ne kaat liya tha meri biwi ko…
Aadmi: Yeh kutta ek din k liye mujhey dedo
Husband: peeche line mein lag jao…

SMS Submitted By Salman KHan, On 11/1/2008 12:08:00 PM

Husband:rat ko mene 1 horror movie dekhi,
1 churail kabhi mere age
kabhi piche aur kabhi sath chal rahi thi,
Wife:Kaun si movie thi?
Husband:Apni shadi ki

SMS Submitted By snow white, On 10/31/2008 5:08:00 PM

Husband to Wife: I am going Out for Five Days.

Wife: Ok But Dont suprise me by coming back early, Otherwise You will be Suprised....

SMS Submitted By A Guest, On 10/29/2008 1:57:00 PM

Wife: ”Mujhe kisi mehangi jaga le ke chaliye na ji”
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Husband: Chalo, tayyar ho jao…”
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Petrol pump chaltay hain:D

SMS Submitted By ARSHAD 3, On 10/26/2008 8:57:00 PM

3 FEELINGS
what is the difference b/w stress,tension & panic?
Stress is when wife is pregnant,
tension is when girlfriend is pregnant &
panic is when both r pregnant

SMS Submitted By muhammad awais memon, On 10/26/2008 3:32:00 PM

EK BACHA APNI MAA SE

PAPA NE MUJHE KISS NAHI KI

MAA: BETA AP NE ABCD NAHI SUNAYI HOGI

BETA: TO KAAM WALI NE KON SI SUNAYI THI?????



@W@!$

SMS Submitted By ALI SIDDIQUE , On 10/26/2008 2:03:00 PM

Husband sitting near to his wife n she was driving,

Husband:please slow down the speed of car.
Wife:No ;please. No; please No please No pls..

Husband:the Newspaper will publish ur correct Age 55 in case of axident; Ohh KHkhkhkhkhkh..

SMS Submitted By ALI SIDDIQUE , On 10/26/2008 11:51:00 AM

Pappu, while filling up a form: Dad, what should I write for mother tongue.?
Santa: Very long!!!!!

SMS Submitted By Ammar Hashmi, On 10/21/2008 7:53:00 PM

Husband: Darling, years ago u had a figure like Coke bottle. Wife: Yes darling I still do, only difference is earlier it was 300ml now its 1.5 litter.

SMS Submitted By sajad, On 10/21/2008 4:50:00 PM

Wife jab tum desi pite ho to mujhe PARO kehte ho,
Jab WHISKY pite ho to Darling kehte ho,
Aaj kya peekar aaye ho ?
Husband : Aaj mai hosh me hu !

SMS Submitted By junaid usman, On 10/19/2008 8:23:00 AM

Larki apne husband se: Mein tumhari zindagi ki kitab hoon. Husband:Yahi to afsos hai. Calendar hoti to har saal change to kar leta

SMS Submitted By inamkhan, On 10/15/2008 1:46:00 PM

HUSBAND- Shall v Try A Different Position 2Nite?
WiFE- Xcellent Idea, U Stand
At Da SINK & Wash Da Dishes
& I’ll Lie oN Da SoFA & Watch
Da T.V….

SMS Submitted By saleena , On 10/14/2008 6:37:00 PM

Women Marry Men Hoping that They Will Change,
Men Marry Women Hoping that They Will Not..
Un4tunately It Happens in Contrast &
Ultimately Each 1 Gets Disappointed..

SMS Submitted By saleena , On 10/14/2008 6:36:00 PM

Husband to a newly wed wife!
I could go to the end of the world for you
Wife:Thanks,but promise me
you will stay there for the rest of your life.

SMS Submitted By samina, On 10/13/2008 9:19:00 PM

Husband: ALLAH ne tumhein 2 aakhen di hai chaawal se patthar nhi nikal sakti? WIFE: ALLAH ne tumhe 32 daant diye hai 2-4 patthar nhi chaba sakte?