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SMS Submitted By Sara, On 11/9/2008 7:26:00 PM

Our friendship means a lot to me.
U cry i cry.
U laugh i laugh.
U jump out of the window
I look down & then
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I laugh again

SMS Submitted By Mr. Blawal, On 11/9/2008 6:28:00 PM

whn u get dis sms send it 2 1 person u love,1 u hate,1 u always thnk of & 1 u wish 2 kill..now keep guessin y i sent it 2 U.

SMS Submitted By Mr. Blawal, On 11/9/2008 6:27:00 PM

chand pe kali ghata chahti ti hogi,sitaron ko muskarahat aati to hogi tum lakh chupao dunia se magar akele main tumhain apni shakal pe hansi aati to hogi.

SMS Submitted By Mr. Blawal, On 11/9/2008 6:27:00 PM

how can i spell s_ccess widout U?or C_TE? or _NIQ_E?icant even hav F_N or any good L_CK widout U looks like i jus cant S_RVIVE wid out U?

SMS Submitted By aammeerr, On 11/9/2008 12:46:00 AM

Aur bhi cheezain bahut see lut chuki hain dil ke saath
Ye bataya dooston ne ishq furmane ke baad;
Is liye kamre ki ek ek cheez ckeck karta hoon main
Ek tere aane se pehle,
ek tere jaane ke baad

SMS Submitted By Kashif Ahmed, On 11/8/2008 10:45:00 PM

Lady Secretary: sir its your wifes call, she wants to kiss u on the phone
boss: take the message and give me later!

SMS Submitted By adnan nazar, On 11/8/2008 4:43:00 PM

Wife ko Begum kyon kehte hain?

Kion ke shaadi ke baad saare gum to husband ke hissey me aatey hain or wife Be-Gum ho jaati hai... :-)

SMS Submitted By Jamal Khan, On 11/8/2008 1:21:00 PM

Frnd:Sardar g apko kabi kisi se pyar hua?
Sardar:Han yar per wo manti he nhi
Frnd:Kia kahti hay?
Sardar:kahti hay “I LOVE U 2” pata nhi ye dosra kameena kon hay

SMS Submitted By ali, On 11/7/2008 8:57:00 PM

Man 1:
I m Always Delighted
When People Stick Their
Noses In My
Business.

Man 2:
Why, What Do You Do?

Man 1:
ive A Company, Make
Tissue Papers ;->

SMS Submitted By Rehan Elahi, On 11/7/2008 5:08:00 PM

Girl in a party to a man: Excuse me sir kia aap mere FACE se 1 cheez hata sakte hain?
Man (KHUSH hoe huye): HAAN haan Zaroor bolo kia?
Girl: Manhoos aadmi apni nazrien.

SMS Submitted By Rehan Elahi, On 11/7/2008 5:07:00 PM

Do u want nokia n73
In
Rs.999/only
With free sim,
With 100 sms free.
750 ka free air time.
Then just log on to www.ghareeb bachay_k_ajeeb_sapny.com

SMS Submitted By Rehan Elahi, On 11/7/2008 5:06:00 PM

Funny Sms a true love stroy
once a mosquito falls in love with a hen
one day they kissed each other
hen dies of malaria
and mosquito dies of bird-flu
MORAL : MOHABBTAN SACHIYAN

SMS Submitted By Rehan Elahi, On 11/7/2008 5:06:00 PM

One Boy To Another,
What Did U Do On Mothers Day?

2nd Boy,
I Tried To Help Few Girls To Become A Mother

SMS Submitted By Mr. Blawal, On 11/7/2008 11:50:00 AM

Doctor: Tell Me How Many Fingers Do U See?

Patient: 13.

Doctor: I Dont Understand

Whether Ur Eyes R Weak Or Ur Maths?

SMS Submitted By M.Irfan, On 11/7/2008 11:26:00 AM

ek dafa ek chuinti hathi k pas gai or kaha

hathi bhai apna underwear do!

hathi ne kaha pehno gay kiya???

chuinti ne kaha meri beti ki shadi hai tent lagwana hai....

SMS Submitted By Riaz Hussain, On 11/6/2008 4:30:00 PM

Question: Sachi Bahaduri ki sb se alaa misaal kia hay?
Answer: Aap ko shadeed LOOS MOTION hon our aap risk lay kar Air Paas kar dain.

SMS Submitted By hellow123, On 11/5/2008 5:40:00 PM

yeh mere paaon hain
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itni der dabane ka shukriya

SMS Submitted By Muhammad Owais , On 11/5/2008 5:16:00 PM

Wats da difference b/w Blood & Frnds..?

Blood entrz the heart & Flows out,

But

Frnds entr our heart & stay 4ever



Phir zindagi bhar khoun petay rehtai hain

SMS Submitted By Ali, On 11/5/2008 5:09:00 PM

Hum ne bhi kisise pyar kia tha thora nahi
beshumar kia tha:
Hamari tuo duniya hi ujarr gayi jab se usne kaha:
Arey pagal maine tu mazak kia tha!

SMS Submitted By Ali, On 11/5/2008 5:05:00 PM

Question: Gharibi ki had kya hy?
Ans:jb ek ladki 2 rupay main kiss dene ko tyar ho or aap k pas sirf 1 rupya ho