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SMS Submitted By mr waqas, On 11/9/2008 2:27:00 PM

U
Know
Students
Ki
Kab
Eid
Hoti
Hai
















Jab Teachers Chutti Karty Hain

SMS Submitted By Muhammad Owais , On 11/5/2008 5:14:00 PM

SLEEPING LION IS STRONGER THAN A BARKING DOG

SO A SLEEPY STUDENT IS BETTER THAN A BARKING TEACHER


BACK BENCHERS ASSOCIATION LET HIM BARK WE DONT CARE

SMS Submitted By A Guest, On 11/2/2008 9:35:00 AM

khone jigar chosti hai ye imtahn zalimana ,
kabhi seh mahi kabhi shash mahi,kabhi kambaht salana.

SMS Submitted By sehrish, On 10/28/2008 12:57:00 AM

The Law Sayz,
If U Cant Convince Someone, Confuse Them!

Do U Know Which Law It Is?

This Is Law Of Answering In Examination...:-)

SMS Submitted By sehrish, On 10/28/2008 12:56:00 AM

A Student:

itney bharam tootey they ik aur bharam toot gya,

ussee subject me pas huwa jis ka paper mujh sey chooot gya

SMS Submitted By Ajmal, On 10/27/2008 11:36:00 AM

It takes 15 trees to produce the amount of paper that we use to write our exam once (excluding supplementary). Join us in promoting the noble cause of saving trees.
Say NO to EXAMS.

SMS Submitted By Ajmal, On 10/27/2008 11:35:00 AM

Special offer……..Bring a chit on exam day, scratch and show it to your nearest teacher and win free trip to Principal’s office and enjoy 3 years vacation at home.
Hurry offer valid until exams only….

SMS Submitted By Ajmal, On 10/27/2008 11:34:00 AM

Hum ne pucha k 1000 pages ki book kitne din main parhi ja sakti hai?
Writer: 6 months,
Doctor: 2 months,
Lawyer: 1 month,
Prof: 1 week,
Student: Pehle ye batao exam Paper kab hai?

SMS Submitted By wahab khurram, On 10/26/2008 2:59:00 AM

Lamha Lamha Waqt Guzar Jayega
Chund Lamho Mein Exam Aayega…..
Abhi Bhi Time Hai Thora Perhlo
Nahi To Pass Kya “Munna Bhai” Karwaega!

SMS Submitted By Air , On 10/25/2008 9:33:00 AM

You have GRADUATED
Its time for you to LIVE IT UP.....
to SMILE
take a BOW
n time 4 me to say CONGRATS
way 2 go n WOW!!!!

SMS Submitted By Air , On 10/25/2008 9:32:00 AM

Yahoooooo.......!
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Exams ki saari taiyaari ho gayi
.
(;)
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Pen


pencil


scale


raser

sab taiyar hai

AB BUS.......

parhna baki hai .,,.

SMS Submitted By asjad khan, On 10/18/2008 1:37:00 PM

Achy dost ki pehchan 1dost wo hota ha jo apko exams sy phle fon kr k kahy beta perhlo 1acha dost wo hota ha jo examination hall k baher khara ho k pochy kiya nai ara or behtreen dost wo ha jo examination hall m apsy pochy kuch aara ha ya cartos phekoun

SMS Submitted By HammY , On 10/18/2008 12:47:00 AM

EXAM is A MaZE ! use ur mind to get out of this in time!

SMS Submitted By A Guest, On 10/16/2008 12:05:00 PM

Kahan koi kitab aisi mili jispe dil lüta dete,
hr ek ne dimag khaya kis-kis ko nipta dete,
ab syllbüs dekh k sochte hain k
1 mahina aür hota to dünia hila dete.

SMS Submitted By Naveed Khan, On 10/16/2008 2:31:00 AM

It is said that inzamam dont understand english. Once commentator asked, Hay inzi your wife had a baby last week, is this true?. Inzi said, Bismillah Hir
Rahman Raheem first of all i thanks to Allah and then credit goes to all boys,
they really worked hard especially afridi done very well. If they continue we
can have another chance.

SMS Submitted By Air , On 10/14/2008 11:10:00 AM

To accomplish great things, we must not only act, but also dream, not only plan but also believe. Best wishes for your exam

SMS Submitted By Air , On 10/14/2008 10:55:00 AM

Class ki har ladki ek phool hai, Usse chahna ek bhool hai. Jo inki soch mein gul hai, Samjho uski Compartment ke chances full hai.

SMS Submitted By Air , On 10/14/2008 10:54:00 AM

kehdo parhne walo se kabhi hum bhi parha karte the
jitna syllabus parh kar wo top kiya karte the ,
utna syllabus to hum chor diya karte the

SMS Submitted By Air , On 10/14/2008 10:53:00 AM

A father asks peon: How are the studies in this college? Where do I see my son in future?
Peon: The future is bright, I had also completed my engineering from the same college!

SMS Submitted By Air , On 10/14/2008 10:52:00 AM

A student who changes the course of history is probably taking an exam