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SMS Submitted By Salman KHan, On 11/5/2008 9:49:00 AM

Your girlfriend is:
Smart.
Intelligent.
Sweet.
Talented.
Excllent.
Romantic.
In short she is your S.I.S.T.E.R.

SMS Submitted By Salman KHan, On 11/5/2008 9:49:00 AM

You are a GHONCHU..


G-reat
H-ot
O-ne in million
N-aughty
C-ute
H-umble
U-nique

Zyada khush mat ho, hai to tu ghonchu hi…

SMS Submitted By Salman KHan, On 11/5/2008 9:49:00 AM

Please read this msg on April 1st,








I know you can’t wait… so… CONGRATS
You are the first fool of 2009.

SMS Submitted By Salman KHan, On 11/5/2008 9:48:00 AM

This is MAGIC.
Press down 6times,
You can See your PHOTO

1

2

3

4

5

6

Congrats! You are the First
April Fool of Year
!2009!

SMS Submitted By Salman KHan, On 11/5/2008 9:48:00 AM

Today, tommorow and forever there will be one heart that would always beat for you.
You know Whose???
Your Own Stupid!!!

SMS Submitted By Salman KHan, On 11/5/2008 9:48:00 AM

Last night I Got a severe Head pain…
I went to the Doctor …
He said that It would be cured If I send a SMS TO some lunatic person…

” Tell me,Whom do I know other than you.?

SMS Submitted By Salman KHan, On 11/5/2008 9:48:00 AM

When things go wrong

When sadness fills your heart

When tears flow in your eyes

Always remember 3 things
1) I am with you
2) You have money
3) Bar is open, Lets go.

SMS Submitted By Salman KHan, On 11/5/2008 9:48:00 AM

A study has proved that all fools use their THUMB while reading a SMS.
Now its 2 late dont try 2 change ur finger! Catch another fool!

SMS Submitted By Salman KHan, On 11/5/2008 9:47:00 AM

You are one of the most CUTE persons in the world!!

Just a second, don’t misunderstand.
CUTE means:
Creating
Useless
Troubles
Everywhere..

SMS Submitted By khurram Nk, On 10/27/2008 2:06:00 PM

Jab tum aaine ke pass aate ho
to aaina kehta hai”Beautiful Beautiful.”
jab tum door jate ho to aaina kehta hai
Aprilfool Aprilfool!!

SMS Submitted By Asif , On 10/25/2008 11:56:00 AM

Door Ho Jao,
Ye SmS 5 Second
K Baad Phat Jayega!
00:05
00:04
00:03
00:02
00:01
00:00
——————————
Nahi Phata?
Naqli (fake) ??
Ye Bhi China Ka Maal Nikla

SMS Submitted By Saamra, On 10/15/2008 2:46:00 PM

aap jaisa koi meri zindagi main aaye to baat banjaye,
ap jaisa cute meri zindagi main aye to baat banjaye,
aap jaisa sweet meri zindagi main aye to baaat ban jaye,
aap jaisa bawkoof meri in jhoti baaton per yaqeen karay to pagal banjaye

SMS Submitted By inamkhan, On 10/15/2008 1:57:00 PM

Judge-y did u attack tat young man?
Old lady- he grabbed me, took my clothes off, threw me on d bed & shouted APRIL FOOL!

SMS Submitted By inamkhan, On 10/15/2008 1:42:00 PM

25/1/2008 Ko Guzra Hua 1 SacchA WaqiyA
7 SaAL Ki Bacchi Ko Us K BaAp Or BhAi Ne PakAr KAr,
Buri TarAh Se Usko ZabArdAsti…

School Bhej DiA…

SMS Submitted By Air , On 10/15/2008 9:53:00 AM

Everything has a day... Every pet has a day... Every fool too has a day! Hope you might have enjoyed your day!

SMS Submitted By Air , On 10/15/2008 9:52:00 AM

Hey get ready, my marriage is fixed.

Its on 1st of April. Surprised?

Stupid, 1st april is April fool, and u r the 1st person whom I fooled.

SMS Submitted By Air , On 10/15/2008 9:51:00 AM

A day will come?

When the whole word will, CELEBRATE:
YOUR NAME
YOUR FAME
YOUR PERSONALITY
YOUR THOUGHTS
YOUR VIEWS
But take heart,
April Fool comes once a year.
Congratulations!

SMS Submitted By Air , On 10/15/2008 9:50:00 AM

You are one of the most CUTE persons in the world!!!
Just a second, dont misunderstand.
CUTE means:
Creating
Useless
Troubles
Everywhere..
Happy April Fool Day

SMS Submitted By Air , On 10/11/2008 9:01:00 PM

Is kadar hum aapko chahte hai ki duniya
wale dekh ke jal jate hai, yu toh hum sabhi ko ULLU banate hai, lekin aap thoda JALDI ban jate hai...

SMS Submitted By Air , On 10/11/2008 9:00:00 PM

Hotho se jo choo liya,
Ehsaas Aab tak hai,
Aankhe Nam hai, Aur sanso mein Aag aab tak hain...
Aur kyo na ho... Khayi Bhi to HARI Mirchi...-hai