SMS Submitted By Sara,
On 11/9/2008 7:25:00 PM |
Girl to boy: Tum larkay kisi larki mei
sub se pehlay kia daikhte ho ?
Boy: Yeh tou depend karta hai k
larki aa rahi hay ya ja rahi hai …:p
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SMS Submitted By Sara,
On 11/9/2008 7:25:00 PM |
3 FEELINGS
what is the diference b/w stress,tension & panic?
Stress is when wife is pregnant,
tension is when girlfriend is pregnant &
panic is when both r pregnant |
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SMS Submitted By Sara,
On 11/9/2008 7:25:00 PM |
Can we do romance in the midnight today?
I’m in a good mood:)
Just a little bit of kissing and biting!!
Reply me soon,
yours Loving Mosquito. |
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SMS Submitted By Sara,
On 11/9/2008 7:24:00 PM |
Catch her by her waist…
Bring her home..
Keep ur hand on her neck
Put ur lips on her lips
& have a …
…nice drink…PEPSI |
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SMS Submitted By Sara,
On 11/9/2008 7:24:00 PM |
It’s the thing that satisfies
ur mind, body & soul!
Do it on bed, on a sofa,
in the car or anywhere!
It’s called Prayer!
God bless ur naughty mind.
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SMS Submitted By Sara,
On 11/9/2008 7:24:00 PM |
2 men went 2 a callgirl.
1st went in and came out n said
“Na my wife is better.”
2nd went in and came out n said
“U R right ur wife is much better.” |
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SMS Submitted By Sara,
On 11/9/2008 7:24:00 PM |
I really deeply wish dat
u r here with me in my room.
on my bed & lights is off &
we get under the cover together..
2 show u my glow in the dark watch. |
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SMS Submitted By Sara,
On 11/9/2008 7:24:00 PM |
He came at night,
explored my body,
got on top of me,
touched me, he bit,
sucked, swalowd,
when he was satisfyed,
he left, i was hurt,
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.
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BLOODY… MOSQUITO !!!! |
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SMS Submitted By Sara,
On 11/9/2008 7:22:00 PM |
A beautiful girl goes to Professor cabin
and
say
that i will do anything to pass in the exams
and professor says
NOW OPEN YOUR
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Books And Study |
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SMS Submitted By Sara,
On 11/9/2008 7:19:00 PM |
Let me kiss ur lips,
let me feel ur teeth,
let me feel ur tongue.
SMILE!
This is ur friend
“PEPSODENT”
reminding you to brush ur teeth,
Twice a day Everyday :) |
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SMS Submitted By lala gul,
On 11/9/2008 1:38:00 PM |
Wo agar mil kar becharta to koi bat bhe thee. . . Jis ko paya he nahe isy khona kaisa? Plz tellme ur nice name |
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SMS Submitted By A Guest,
On 11/9/2008 11:02:00 AM |
Lady ; Doctor mere lips pe infectoin ho gia hai
Doctor; kiss kitni baar karwati ho
Lady; saal mai eik baar
Doctor; infection nahe ZANG lag gaya hai |
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SMS Submitted By Mr. Blawal,
On 11/7/2008 11:48:00 AM |
Best Punishment Dat U Can Give 2 Male..
Giv Him A Mobile With A
Set Of Girls Phone No.S & Put Him
In A Place Where Theres No Netwrk |
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SMS Submitted By XeeSHaN KhaN,
On 11/6/2008 4:45:00 PM |
BiChar Kar Phir MiLenGe YaKeeN KitNa Tha,
Tha toO Ek Khuab MAGar HaSeen KitNa Tha,
Mere ZawaL Se PehLe He MuJHey ChOr GaYa,
HaSeeN tO Tha He MaGaR ZaHeeN KitNa Tha. |
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SMS Submitted By Ahsan Farooq,
On 11/6/2008 4:21:00 PM |
Let me kiss ur lips,
let me feel ur teeth,
let me feel ur tongue.
SMILE!
This is ur friend
“PEPSODENT”
reminding you to brush ur teeth,
Twice a day Everyday |
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SMS Submitted By Muhammad Azam,
On 11/5/2008 3:17:00 PM |
Kid:
Dady k room se prayer ki awazein aa rhi theen
Mom:
Prayer krna to achi bat hai
Kid:
dady to chup thay unki secrtry chila rhi thee
OH GOD, OH GOD
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SMS Submitted By Syed Adnan Mohiuddin,
On 11/5/2008 12:59:00 PM |
SHOCK OF LIFE!
Biwi Ne Suhag Raat Per Shohar Se Kaha.
Please
Yeah Condom Use Nahi Karna,
Mujhe Is Brand Se Allergy Ha..!!:-D |
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SMS Submitted By Maaz Ahmed,
On 11/4/2008 12:59:00 PM |
Mother To Teenage Daughter:
I Think Its Time That We Should Talk About Sex!
Daughter:
Yes Mom! What Do You Want To Know? :-) |
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SMS Submitted By Maaz Ahmed,
On 11/4/2008 12:55:00 PM |
Every Girls Is>
Smart
Intelligent
Sweet
Talented
Excellent
Romantic
Sexy
In Short Form They All Are Your
S.I.S.T.E.R.S
Hahaha!:-P |
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SMS Submitted By Maaz Ahmed,
On 11/4/2008 12:53:00 PM |
Girl:
Darling!
Tum Nay Mujh May Kia Dekh K Mujh Say Piyar Kia?
Boy:
Darling!
Abhi Dekha Kahan Hay...
Sub Kuch Dekhnay K Leye To Piyar Kia Hay...!:-) |
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