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SMS Submitted By snow white, On 10/31/2008 4:42:00 PM

Q:What is the difference between a wife and a girlfriend?
A:About 45 pounds!!

SMS Submitted By Aziz Ahmad, On 10/29/2008 5:03:00 PM

Wife:Mein tumhari yad mein 15 din mein he adhe hogai hun.

Mujhe lenay kab arahay ho?

Husband:15 din bad!

SMS Submitted By A Guest, On 10/28/2008 4:40:00 PM

wife:husband se muja hath se kapre dhona nhi attay muja spiner la kr du

husband:bewakof ja kr international player saqlain mushtaq ko ghar lay ata ha.

SMS Submitted By ALI SIDDIQUE , On 10/26/2008 1:35:00 PM

Wife- i will die. Husband- i will also die. Wife- Why do you want 2 die? hosband- bcoz ma itni khushi bardasht nahi kar sakta:!

SMS Submitted By Muhammad Imran, On 10/26/2008 3:03:00 AM

Wife: You always carry my photo in your handbag to the office. Why?
Darling : When there is a problem, no matter how impossible, I look at your picture and the problem disappears.

Wife: You see, how miraculous and powerful I am for you?
Darling : Yes, I see your picture and say to myself, “What other problem Can there be greater than this one?

SMS Submitted By Muhammad Imran, On 10/26/2008 3:00:00 AM

Interviewer to Millionaire: To whom do you owe your success as a millionaire?”
Millionaire: “I owe everything to my wife.”

Interviewer: “Wow, she must be some woman.
Interviewer: “What were you before you married her?”
Millionaire: “A Billionaire”

SMS Submitted By junaid usman, On 10/19/2008 8:24:00 AM

Wife: Tumhe Pata Hai Jannat Mein Husband Aur Wife Ko Ek Saath Nahi Rehne Dete Husband: Isi Liye To Usey Jannat Kehte Hain.

SMS Submitted By junaid usman, On 10/19/2008 8:24:00 AM

Best Message Of The Year: Women Live A Better, Longer & Peaceful Life.. !! Why? Very Simple&&&.. A Woman Does Not Have A Wife

SMS Submitted By junaid usman, On 10/19/2008 8:24:00 AM

Wife:What will u give me if i climb the great Mount Everest? Husband:Le, isme pucchne wali kya baat hai DHAKKAA!!

SMS Submitted By junaid usman, On 10/19/2008 8:22:00 AM

Wife: Apka dost ghalat Larki se shadi kar raha hai, aap use roktay kyu nahi? Husband: Main Kyu Roku? Usne Mujhay Roka Tha kya.

SMS Submitted By kashifloik, On 10/15/2008 11:28:00 PM

Doctor: U Look Exactly LIke My Third Wife.

Lady: How Many Wives Do You Have?

Doc : Two...



MoRaL : Express Smart Ideas , SmarTLy ..

SMS Submitted By kashifloik, On 10/15/2008 11:25:00 PM

Wife: ”Mujhe kisi mehangi jaga le ke chaliye na ji”
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Husband: Chalo, tayyar ho jao…”
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Petrol pump chaltay hain:D

SMS Submitted By Air , On 10/15/2008 9:36:00 PM

Husband asks, Do you know the meaning of WIFE.
It means...Without Information Fighting Everytime!
WIFE satys No, it means -
With Idiot for Ever

SMS Submitted By Air , On 10/15/2008 9:24:00 PM

Q:What is the difference between a wife and a girlfriend?
A: About 45 pounds!!

SMS Submitted By saleena , On 10/14/2008 6:35:00 PM

Husband wife mein larai hoi,
Husband ghar se chala gaya,

Husb:Rat ko phone pay,”Khanay mein kia hai”
Wife:Zeher.
Husb:Mai dair se aonga, tum kha kar so jana:D

SMS Submitted By Shani, On 10/12/2008 5:54:00 AM

Husband asks, Do you know the meaning of WIFE. It means...Without Information Fighting Everytime! WIFE says No, it means - With Idiot for Ever

SMS Submitted By Moiz Zulfiqar, On 10/11/2008 1:23:00 PM

Husband: Today is sunday & I have to enjoy it.
So i bought 3 movie tickets.
Wife: why three?

Husband: 1 for you and two for your parents