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SMS Submitted By Air , On 10/25/2008 9:44:00 AM

Santa was standing in sun on a hot sunny day.
Banta asked: What are you doing?
Santa: Drying sweat

SMS Submitted By Air , On 10/25/2008 9:44:00 AM

Santa dials a number. A girl receives the call.
Santa: Who r u? Girl: Seeta here.
Santa: Maine to Chandigarh phone kiya tha, yeh to Ayodhya mil gaya

SMS Submitted By Air , On 10/25/2008 9:43:00 AM

Santa: My dad was an extremely brave man. He once entered a lions cage.
Banta: He probably got a lot of applause ven he got out.
Santa: I didnt say he got out.

SMS Submitted By Muhammad Imran, On 10/25/2008 2:28:00 AM

Santa: Bhagwane suit bada sohna paya hai.
Jeeto: Thank u G
Santa: Lipstick badi sohni laayi aa.
Jeeto: Thank u G.
Santa: Shingaar v sohna kitaa aa.
Jeeto: Thank u G
Santa: Par sohni pher v nahi lagdi...

SMS Submitted By Raheel Ahmed, On 10/22/2008 7:18:00 PM

Rang De Basanti movie
Dekh k Santa ko bahut gussa aaya

Friend asked: Why are you so angry?

Santa: Poori film mai Basanti to dikhai nahi di.

SMS Submitted By A Guest, On 10/21/2008 9:09:00 AM

Postman: I have to come 5 miles to deliver u this packet.
Santa: Why did u come so far. Instead U could have posted it.

SMS Submitted By Saamra, On 10/15/2008 2:44:00 PM

Santa: Whats the name of ur car?
Banta: I dont know but it starts with T
Santa: Kamal hai yaar teri gaddi tea nal start hundi hai,
apni te Petrol nal start hundi hai.

SMS Submitted By Air , On 10/11/2008 8:59:00 PM

Banta singh : I am so proud of my son. He is at medical school.
Santa singh : what is he studying ?
Banta singh : Oh hes not studying. They are studying him !

SMS Submitted By Air , On 10/11/2008 8:59:00 PM

santa: arrey banta your wife is going to jab we met with justbeersing .
banta : no, ra i am not interested i have seen that movie yesterday only

SMS Submitted By Mj Mars, On 10/11/2008 12:39:00 PM

Santa told his servant: Go and water the plants.
Servant: Its already raining. Sardar: So what? take an umbrella and go.

SMS Submitted By Air , On 10/11/2008 10:46:00 AM

Santa goes 2 a Petrol Pump
sees a board Dont use Mobile Here,
he Picks his Mobile Phone,
Calls everyone from his phone
& says DONT CALL ME NOW.

SMS Submitted By Air , On 10/11/2008 10:45:00 AM

An Englishman and Santa inside the toilet.
Englishman: Good evening, how do u do?
Santa: Gud evening, we open the zip and do.

SMS Submitted By Air , On 10/11/2008 10:44:00 AM

Teacher to Santa: is line ki English banao,
usne apna kaam kiya or karta hi gya.
Santa: He done his work and done dana dan done dana dan…

SMS Submitted By Air , On 10/11/2008 10:43:00 AM

A lady calls Santa for repairing door bell,
Santa doesn’t turns up for 4 days.
Lady calls again, Santa replies,
I’m coming daily since 4 days,
I press the bell but no one comes out.

SMS Submitted By Mj Mars, On 10/11/2008 9:42:00 AM

Santa's wish :when i die,i wana die like my grandpa Banta who died peacefully in his sleep not screamin like all the passengers in the
car he was driving..