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SMS Submitted By kamran khan, On 10/17/2008 6:20:00 PM

Musraf Key Janay Say is kadar Roye Hen Faraz!
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K Anso Nikal Rahe Hen Raste Badal badal Kar.

SMS Submitted By Haider ali, On 10/17/2008 2:07:00 PM

Nehru sir ,Gandhi sir and singh sir went to america to attend a seminar after completing it they had a dinner.at that party Nehru just joked every thing is nice have some rice all the delegates claped and our gandhi told everyone are fine have some wine again all of them claped at last our singh sir just thinking what to tell he told U BASTARD HAVE SOME CUSTURD

SMS Submitted By samina, On 10/15/2008 8:16:00 PM

SiNdH pArEsHaAn hy

PuNjAb PaReShAaN hY

SaRhAD pArEsHaAn hy

BaLoChIsTaN PaReShAaN hY


PhR b

4RoN sUbOn Ki zAnjIr
BeNazIr BeNaZir

kYa Ye KhUla TaZaD NhI ... =S

SMS Submitted By inamkhan, On 10/15/2008 1:59:00 PM

Musharraf said to his mother. Ammi mari B.V , M.M.A walon sey meli hoi hai! Jab bhe kamray main jata hoon kehti hai wardi utaro.

SMS Submitted By Adnan Ahmed Khan, On 10/13/2008 11:02:00 PM

GAREEB DOST HAKOMAT

Ab aATA Ameer hI NahI Gareebon Ki pUhanch Me Bhi dastiaab hAi.

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Aata Ab Saashay Pack Me Bhi dAstiaAb hAi.

SMS Submitted By safe khatri, On 10/12/2008 10:29:00 PM

7 saal pehly meri gf k sary bhai ghar pe rehty thay or date marna imposibl tha!
Aj sub aate ki line mai khary rehty hain faraq toh parah hai geo Musharraf

SMS Submitted By A Guest, On 10/12/2008 7:36:00 PM

Zardari ki car k neche Puppy aa kr mar gaya.Zardari ne driver se kaha iske malak ko lao,wapsi pr driver k gale main phool the to Zardari ne kaha.ye kia hai?Driver ne kaha main Zardari ka driver hun aur kutte ka bacha mar gaya hai to unhon ne agli baat suni nhi.

SMS Submitted By Shani, On 10/12/2008 6:05:00 AM

American: a new born baby has no hands . we made artificial he became boxer champion Indian: a new born baby has no head we fitted coconut and he became railway minister.

SMS Submitted By ali noor, On 10/11/2008 8:30:00 PM

aj kal logo k kandhe pe bethe FARISTHE sakht paresahn hain...



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koi b amal likhte wakt EK DOSRE SE POCTHE HAIN .......NEW TYM PE LIKHO YA OLD TYM PE

SMS Submitted By Air , On 10/11/2008 11:24:00 AM

A good leader is a person
who takes a little more than
his share of the blame
and
a little less than his share of the credit.

SMS Submitted By Air , On 10/11/2008 11:23:00 AM

Bush & Musharraf were flying in a plane.

Bush said: If I drop a billion dollars
here I wil make a million People happy.

Musharraf said: If I drop my uniform i will
make my whole country happy.

Suddenly USAMA BIN LADIN said: If I drop this plane
I will make the whole world happy!

SMS Submitted By Ahmad Malik, On 10/11/2008 1:15:00 AM

Pakistan Duniya Ka Sab Se Khatam Mulk Hai..

Aata Khatam
Bijli Khatam
Cheeni Khatam
Pani Khatam
Sukoon Khatam
Waaday Khatam
Ittehad Khatam
Muqadamay Khatam
Banday Mar Mar K Khatam
Or To Or Sab Se Bari Baat. .
Ek Banda Bacha Tha FARAZ
Ab To Wo Bhi Khatam..