SMS Submitted By Sheikh Fahad,
On 10/27/2008 9:13:00 PM |
Teacher to Pathan:
Ye batao k anday say murghi ka bacha kaisay nikalta hai?
Pathan:
Miss, ye bat itni important nayee hai, Intersting to ye hai ko wo ander gaya kesay!! |
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SMS Submitted By Edrees Mangel,
On 10/27/2008 2:13:00 PM |
Pathan Ne Apne Naukar Sy kaha Garden Mai Pani Daalo
Naukar Bola: Sahab Barish Ho Rahi Hai.
Pathan: Saley Kaam Chor Chhatri Pakar Ke Daal. |
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SMS Submitted By khurram Nk,
On 10/27/2008 2:10:00 PM |
pathan sent sms to his BOSS me sick no work
BOSS SMS BACK
when i am sick I kiss my wife try it 2hrs later pathan sms 2 boss,
me OK UR wife so nice |
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SMS Submitted By zeeshan,
On 10/26/2008 12:46:00 PM |
1 pathan dusre se:
“Zara car se bahir dekhna k
indicators kam ker rahe hain ya nahin..?”
Doosra pathan bahar dekh ker:
Han,nahin,han,nahin,han,nahi |
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SMS Submitted By Zubair Jahangir,
On 10/24/2008 5:29:00 PM |
Duniya main aik waqt aisa aega jab sari dunya pa Pathano ki hakumat ho gi....
Kyun ka baqi sab Insaan taraqqi kar ka chand par ja chuka hoo ga |
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SMS Submitted By Zubair Jahangir,
On 10/24/2008 5:03:00 PM |
Pathan rail ki patri par so gya
Admi ne kaha.
Kya kr rhy ho, train agyi to mar jao ga
Pathan: Mere uper sa plane guzar gaya to kuch nahi hoa
Train kaya kar la ge |
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SMS Submitted By saoodsaboor,
On 10/21/2008 7:41:00 PM |
Scratch & Win ..
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Pathan …
Ye Kia Jeet Lia … ;->
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SMS Submitted By Raptor,
On 10/21/2008 7:04:00 PM |
Dunniya ka sab se chota or behtarin latifa...
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1 PATHAN WO B SCIENCE DAN!!! |
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SMS Submitted By XeeSHaN KhaN,
On 10/21/2008 3:13:00 AM |
TeaCher:WO kOn C Cheez Hai jO insaan ki izzat kO MazboOti Se JakRey RakhTi hai?
PATHAN:Madam hUm Batain?
TEACHER: BataO
PATHAN: MISS,SHALWAR KA NAARA |
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SMS Submitted By A Guest,
On 10/20/2008 8:48:00 PM |
ek sardar pathan se:
dunya ka sb se purana janver kon sa he
pathan zebra
sardar wo kese
pathan wo ese k aj tak wo black & white me arha he
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SMS Submitted By A Guest,
On 10/18/2008 11:44:00 AM |
Pathan names born in different situations.
Born in Jungle ..........Sher Khan.
Born in summer ------- Sharbat Khan.
Born during war ------- Barood Khan.
Born near ocean ------- Samunder Khan.
Born with abnormal features ------- Ajab Khan.
Born premature ------- Masti Khan.
Born near garden ------- Gul Khan.
Born in anger ------- Ghazab Khan.
Born in horror ------- Haibat Khan.
Born funny ------- Nadia Khan.
Born After Suicide Bom ------- Bhadur Khan.
Born with talent but no brain ------- Shahid Khan Afridi.
Born with Proud of Pakistan---- ---- Abdul Qadir Khan.
Born in Pervaiz Musharaf Government ------ Bardasht Khan. |
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SMS Submitted By Air ,
On 10/15/2008 2:58:00 PM |
Ek Pathan Airhostess sy: Aap ke shakl mari Biwi sy bohat milti hy.
Airhostess ak zor say thappar marti hai.
Pathan:Aadat bhe bohat milti hy.
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SMS Submitted By Air ,
On 10/15/2008 2:56:00 PM |
Pathan goes India illegally,
Security: Who are you?
Pathan: I am Hindu.
Security: Tell me tha 5 names of Bhagwan!
Pathan: Yassu, Panju, Haar, Kabutar, Doli.
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SMS Submitted By Air ,
On 10/15/2008 2:56:00 PM |
A pathan want 2 commit suicide,
When asked : Pathan said,my wife ran wid my Best Friend & i cant live widout my friend
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SMS Submitted By Muhammad Imran,
On 10/15/2008 1:45:00 AM |
News reporter:
KHAN SAAB ye batain k plateform
par kharay saray pathan kaisay maray?
Pathan: aik elan hua k train plateform per aa rahi hai,
sub ne patri par chalang laga di.
Reporter:Phir aap kaisay buch gaye?
Pathan:main khudkushi k liye patri per leta tha,
ye elan suna to main plateform per ja ker lait gaya:) |
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SMS Submitted By A Guest,
On 10/12/2008 11:40:00 PM |
EK PATHAN LARKI SEHUM SE SHAADI KARO TUMKO SAWAAB MILENGA.
LARKI WO KAISE:
PATHAN:HAMARA SHAADI HOGI,BACHA HOGA..,
BACHA KA NAAM SAWAAB KHAN RAKHGA..., |
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